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“It’s Complicated”

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It’s Complicated is a porno movie for women in their 50s and 60s. It features a college graduation, attractive kids who don’t want to leave home, a group of fun female friends including Rita Wilson, Alec Baldwin, a woman who owns her own Dean & Deluca type business yet never has to work there, Steve Martin with two tickets to a Jazz Festival, a beautiful kitchen, and plans to redecorate that kitchen. Also every man in the movie looks like he was dressed by a group of women. Also all the music sounds like it’s from a Starbucks car CD. The one fatal flaw is that they never show you the new kitchen. Come on!

HAHAHA! So true! 

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    I’m embarrassed to admit how much I love this movie.
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    HAHAHA! So true!
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    John Mulaney needs to stop writing for SNL and start writing synopses for all the movies.
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